went to see if my late package maybe showed up without being scanned
but the post man yesterday said it would be here at ooooooooooone
is 9…………. post office closing time……. no pkg……………………………………………………… >:C
well at least i can skip my post office visit tomorrow
i mean what did i expect really
a package?
too unrealistic
amazon sent me a replacement for my lost package and it “arrived” today
omg she recognized me immediately and got nervous with me while checking the system using my name
she was just as distraught as me when it turned up “arriving tomorrow” again but then she had another idea
mail is dumb
The mail lady saying “NO. I REFUSE to say it again” was more climactic than the Braveheart speech.
oh my gosh, op’s bio says “The package was a laptop” which gives SUCH a new perspective
put your hand in front of your cat and
sniffs it: gentle nature
press its face into: loving nature
bites it: a warriors heart
I hate calling in sick I don't want to inform anyone about my abnormal bowel movements
I love it. I call them up and say hey bossman I'm camped out on the shitter today yeehaw
you are so beautiful in every way
We will get married on a windswept cliff and the dinner will be easily digestible
"you should have sympathy for the billionaires because they're people too"
i’ve been thinking about this video nonstop since the first time i saw it
the jaunty walk perfectly in time with the music. the tip of the hat the unaware or uncaring bystanders. the shaky camera with random zooming. the fact that this is seemingly happening in a park. this is peak media i can’t get over it
My uncle, who grew up a poor immigrant on a pig farm, became a heart surgeon and keeps marrying into wealth. His third wife is from old money. She’s very sweet and I do love her to death but she’s completely out of touch with anyone who is not born wealthy. She told me “Oh you simply MUST rent a villa in Italy for a summer. It’s so great.”
Bless my uncle, he just started laughing his ass off and said, “Joan, normal people don’t do that.”
She was so confused.
Can “Joan, normal people don’t do that” be added to the “Harold, they’re lesbians” litany?
Seconded.
b0tster